What to Wear to Your Next Dinner Party

Next time you host a dinner party at your home, splash tomato sauce on yourself liberally, greet them at the door wielding a real cleaver (not this Halloween plastic prop) and spout some mad ravings. This works extra well if your spouse/significant other volunteers to lie face down in sight on the living room carpet drenched in fake Halloween blood.

The "Dinner at Ate" costume is also available on Amazon.